National Slap an Idiot Day

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November

You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself

by Yasmin Abela November 5, 2019

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National Oldest Sibling Day

National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.

National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th

Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day

by abiban74 October 15, 2019

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National r@pe day

This day is honestly stupid. Ladies/girls please stay safe and bring some pepperspray out with you or anything you can stay safe. How was this day even made a thing 🤦🏻 ♀️

Guy: it's national r@pe day tomorrow How do u use an example of that in a sentence
Stay safe. 💕

by Wtfdoiwriteforthis April 11, 2021

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national vine rememberance day

october 19 ..the day we all quote and remember our favorite and beloved vine.

M:do you know what today is?
D;no
M:its national vine rememberance day

by deeedeeee May 27, 2018

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National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

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