Look at that Mexican Autobody Shop over there, it's got three El Dorados, two Chevys and a swing set!
by Angry S Kull September 28, 2006
Get the Mexican Autobody Shop mug.The act of engaging orally with your partner, proceeding to extend your tongue into his/her mouth until touching the uvula. This will cause gag reflexes, and causing your partner to vomit into your mouth sending a satisfying waterfall of barf into your throat, exchanging back and forth.
"Hey man, what did you and that girl do last night?"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"
by kevinhysonronlamoreboofinda941 September 29, 2010
Get the Mexican Border Exchange mug.Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"
Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."
Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."
by markemarkmark July 19, 2011
Get the Mexican Tool Kit mug.When a girl is giving you head and she will not let you finish in her mouth (spit or swallow); then bust your load in your hand and smack her in the face. Note: You get bonus points if she is in fact Mexican or even Latin American.
John: Why is that bitch always so mad at you?
Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.
Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.
by Coach P July 13, 2006
Get the Mexican 5-Star mug.This involves two people, person one will lay facing the ground with their ass in the air over person two, then person one will cup their hands under their butt hole. Next person one will let loose their bowls and this makes a "bowl of chili" in their hands. Person one will then drop this bowl on the face of the unsuspecting victim. This works best with a watery diarrhea, not solid excrement.
by dobe2049 December 15, 2008
Get the Mexican Chili Bowl mug.When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, Us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, Us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
Get the Pulling a Mexican cartel mug.When driving on a road with two or more lanes going in one direction, and vehicles occupy all lanes. Said vehicles drive at the same speed and evenly, barring other vehicles from passing. This event native to Denver, where many "undocumented workers" usually from Mexico attempt to drive without a valid driver's license or automotive insurance. These illegal immigrants therefore drive significantly under the speed limit, effectively infuriating all other drivers on the road.
by Grego Brown September 10, 2006
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