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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Kill Morgan day

The day in which the entire team collectively decides to eliminate Morgan and her bad driving skills. Methods of murder may be decided on via poll
Ugh I can’t WAIT for kill Morgan day...
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Camp Kill

having sex with someone you met at camp nobody knows/having sex at camp in general.
Alex got a camp kill this summer
by bigolvirgin September 10, 2012
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Kill

Verb: To be in the same lobby as Gamer Gabe and Hacker J
“Wow that’s hacker J and Gamer Gabe. We’re total kills.
by Gamer Gabe December 30, 2021
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Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive
"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"
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you should kill yourself

you should kill yousrelf is a move normaly used in the mma the person smacks the shit out of your head with his dick then lets you suck it until you cum living in hell for the rest of your life john cena and the rock are invinsible for this move because they are gay
and john cena says you should kill yourself and gets sucked of
by pro writer bami January 29, 2024
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