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iPod Jacked

When a passenger disconnects the driver's iPod from the car stereo to put their own in.
Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.
by swanneh January 25, 2010
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turkey jack

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"
by junebug December 2, 2003
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Jack in the crack

I love the spicy chicken sandwich, bacon ultimate cheeseburger, and tacos at jack in the crack.
by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019
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Hamburger Jack

A forceful robbery in which food stuffs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers etc. are stolen.
Robber: 'dis a Hamburger Jack son! Gimme the mothaf***in'burger!

OR

Purloiner: Excuse me Madam, might I obtain your beef patty sandwich at this time?
by S. Anadalus May 1, 2006
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safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.
Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...
by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009
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Psycho Jack

"Psycho Jack" is the alternate form of Jack Bauer from 24. He comes out from time to time when Jack is in great mental distress. Typically, when regular men are faced with a situation that they cannot mentally handle, they fall apart. Jack Bauer is no regular man, and when he is faced with such a situation, he struggles for a short time with the burden; slowly you can see a change in his eyes. Then Jack is then overtaken with an intense, psychotic, murderous rage.

While in this rage, Jack has no concern for his own life, can't really feel pain, shooting him just pisses him off even more and he will not stop until every single person he is currently facing is dead. His fits of rage typically only last a few minutes, but while fully raged he is without fear, hesitation, and all of his senses are heightened to near superhuman levels.
In Season 1 we saw his transformation to Psycho Jack for the first time. Nina tricked Jack into thinking his daughter had been murdered by Victor Drazen and his men.

You see the event nearly broke Jack, he even shed a few tears for the loss of his beloved daughter.

Then you saw a change in his eyes, and he drove a van into the warehouse were Drazen's men were waiting for him. He proceeded to kill every single person in the warehouse and confronted Drazen. He then proceeded to shoot Drazen 12 times until his gun ran out of bullets. With Drazen dead, Jack returns to his normal state.
by SRK J-ride April 23, 2010
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