Horse Play

The act of fucking or getting fucked with a horse dick either living or dying.

"Bro what happened to Mr.Hands?"
"He died to Horse Play, aw fuck, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

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Horse in the gutter

Where someone cums on your head and it drips down into your ass crack

He horse in the guttered her

by Crakedgamer57274 September 11, 2021

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Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

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a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019

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Horse

A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.

Horses go neigh

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

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Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!

Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

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