can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 08, 2021
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Having an Alex

Where an annoying bald ginger enters the room and creates a disturbance.
He's only having an Alex
by Dingleberry696969 February 14, 2019
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come have a barry

Come have a Barry is an older generations version of 'Netflix and Chill' where they'll put some Barry White on and get the Blue Nun out and raid the old haunted vagina and shake the dentures loose. It generally ends up in the brown, sweaty and needing a tissue much like he did when on stage.
I invited Doris to come have a Barry. .. we let the music play and loves themed all over her dentures
by Kristoff December 31, 2015
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Having a Doog Day

Not a good day, its a "Doog day." Meaning the day is strange in a way that you haven't decided you feel about.
by my.pseudonym.is.this July 08, 2022
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I don’t have a gun

It is where someone totally does not have a gun

Generally said in American schools
I don’t have a gun to shoot that French guy
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Actions have consequences

Actions have consequences.... That are imposed by charlatans... Whose actions have no consequences...
Hym "Hey, remember when I was all like 'If you're going to DO NOTHING BUT collectively demonize and mock TYPES of people you can't be surprised when you get what you deserve'?"

A shit-brain "My behavior towards people like you isn't justification for you to-"

Hym "Ah! Wait! That's what I JUST SAID! YOU SOUND LIKE HYM! Which was it? Is my behavior towards whoever justification for my demonization and derision? Then how is your behavior towards them not justification for the thing they are doing?"

A shit-brain "Violence isn't the same as-"

Hym "DOESN'T MATTER! The similarly is that the person it's happening to PROBABLY doesn't think it's justified! Nope! This is what I said would happen... Happening... A PRIME example of it! Because the trannies WEREN'T murdering a bunch of people until the schizophrenic horde turned their gaze upon them. This is me being right again! Actions have consequences! What are the consequences of me saying that to you!? WHO KNOWS!? It could be ANYTHING! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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