green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

green pants

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

by moobacca December 30, 2011

green-achored

When you move out onto a farm after watching too many episodes of green acres. Especially pathetic when you sell your house as well.

Person A: Guess what I finally did with my life!
Person B: *gasp* You got a job! :D
Person A: Nope! I green-achored!
Person B: *weeps uncontrollably*

by Mr.M$CEO December 28, 2012

Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.

Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!

by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013

green cruise

Smoking some green while cruising in a car. Preferably a new car, to get the smell 'burned' in.

"Hey Christy, want to go for a green cruise in my new car?"

by tripleXbitch October 27, 2013

Green Tweek

A crystal like cocaine that is with a greenish color. Originated in the Orinoquía and Amazon Region of Colombia, SC, Green Tweek was used as a crystal that is crushed and inhaled (smoked) for purposes for staying awake and lacking energy.

Green Tweek gives you a windy sensation feeling.

by Nitrotek93 January 10, 2014

green donut

When you drink copious amounts of green beer on St. Patricks day and your shit is green the next day.

Brian drank so much green beer on St. Patty's day that the next morning he left a green donut in the toilet!

by ginger lephrechaun April 24, 2014