friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016

Backup friend

A friend who you use as a "backup", whenever your friends arent around or arent in that day

"Shes just her backup friend, they dont even hang out"

by Yelvet September 25, 2020

School Friend

A person you talk to in school but don’t physically hang out with outside school. You talk to them anywhere like text or school but you do not hang out.

Boy: Damn, he’s just a school friend to you?!
Girl: Duh. Wouldn’t want to be any closer to him.

by TackyWonder777 October 3, 2020

Friend Zone

When a girl decides you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option and become a complete non-sexual entity's in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp

"Dude Tom just found out he's been in the friend zone with Ashley."

"He's like a lamp."

by Cool guy858 May 28, 2014

friend worm

a person who sends friend requests via other peoples' friend lists and continues to request their friends and so on and so on.

You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm

This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.

You got 2,000 friends but you don't know anybody, dude. You're just friend worming everybody, asshat.

by sdsongster July 29, 2011

friends in Slovakia

A way of saying someone is very popular.

L: Dude, how does Jim know so many people?
O: I know right. He's legit so popular.
L: I bet he even has friends in Slovakia.

by a binder July 14, 2021

friend of the show

A solid guest who appears frequently on a broadcast news or talk show may receive the designation 'friend of the show' after multiple appearances.

The comedian appeared so frequently on Late Night that host Seth Meyers finally gave in and declared him a 'friend of the show'. // MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski dubbed the reporter a 'friend of the show' after her third appearance in a month on Morning Joe.

by ratfinx June 10, 2021