National Bean Day

National Bean Day Green, red, kidney, lima, or soy are just a few of the different kinds of beans recognized on National Bean Day on, April 26th.

zack: “yo chad guess what today is?”
chad: “national bean day!!!”

by ilovebeans1 April 26, 2020

Beef n Beans

Reference to the cock and balls. Usually used in a sexual manner.

She was horny last night. Wanted my beef n beans.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

screaming green bean

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out- the woman promptly pulls the a-town stomp on his cock.

Harry was having sex with Sally and when he pulled out to cum, she gave him a screaming green bean.

by SyeSmash April 15, 2016

Feed her the beans

Feeding it/her the beans (also sometimes heard as "feed her the onions") means to redline a vehicle and/or generally just feed the carburetor or throttle body lots of fuel.

"Just fuckin' feed her the beans bud."
"Texas-sized 10-4 good buddy."

by Vermont Slang December 19, 2020

Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 19, 2013

squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019