Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
Get the Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... mug.Five Little Glazunovs a parody version of the nursery rhyme 'Five little monkeys' made by replacing 'Monkeys' with 'Glazunovs', and 'Mama' with 'Rachmaninoff'.
'Five little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
Four little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
Three little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
Two little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
One little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"'
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
Four little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
Three little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
Two little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"
One little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"'
by sameybor January 19, 2026
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A slang term for "masturbation" originating from the Indonesian phrase "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which is in turn a backronym for the Indonesian word "coli" (meaning "masturbation").
He made a meme about ‘five-handed sport’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.
by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026
Get the five-handed sport mug.Fucking faggot ass loser ass kids that sit on the game all day and buy hacks because they are so fucking dogshit, and can't get good at a game. They call you ass even though they can literally see you through walls, and their crosshair locks on to your head. They have an ego over a video game and call you a random on discord even though it's literally just a fucking video game. They are so obnoxious and usually have a nerd ass voice because they talk shit to you whilst their balls haven't even dropped. If you try report them, the fuck ass admins of the server do not do their job and ban them even though you send an full blown proof that one of these faggot ass kids is cheating on their server.
FiveM players are a bunch of loser ass kids who do nothing but get on the game to talk shit, usually they will tell you to go band for band, call you a random, or just be a complete dickhead for no reason even though you've done nothing. They are just a bunch of sad fucks who use the only money they have to their name to buy cheats and cheat on the game for a week, get banned, and cry because they have to pay for more than they have to get unbanned on their favorite server. Dumb ass retards.
FiveM players are a bunch of loser ass kids who do nothing but get on the game to talk shit, usually they will tell you to go band for band, call you a random, or just be a complete dickhead for no reason even though you've done nothing. They are just a bunch of sad fucks who use the only money they have to their name to buy cheats and cheat on the game for a week, get banned, and cry because they have to pay for more than they have to get unbanned on their favorite server. Dumb ass retards.
by ihaveaura9421 February 25, 2025
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After being scared shitless I Fliberdibberdooberdabgabigooberdiplerfloobudeebus into my pants
by DingDong Official February 28, 2025
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“I heard Tommy has a fiveskin. His ex said it looks like the stands at a Packers game down there.”
“Yeah I heard. Talk about layering up for the winter.”
“Yeah I heard. Talk about layering up for the winter.”
by ballfartsex March 18, 2025
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Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
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