platonic fart

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence

Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

stomach fart

The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.

I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.

by frothynipples March 9, 2020

TAC-fart

Not to be confused with a tactical fart.

A TAC-fart is the acronym for a "top arse crack" fart. These are specific farts that are funnelled up the arse crack and expell themselves out the top of the trouser band, onto the lower back.

They are often of a high pitched squeaky tone and best performed when sitting on a hard, flat surface where the air has no way to move forward from the anus, thus must escape via the top of the arse crack.

Nice TAC-fart, you could have warned me though my mouth was open.

by Captain Shonko April 29, 2020

Sex farts

Farts farted during anal that are very stinky

My girlfriend had sex farts.

by Fuck2013 May 6, 2020

Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020

ethan's farts

an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death

did u hear about Ethan's farts in Kentucky?

by crztalyt November 10, 2020

marinated fart

a fart that has not been released due to holding it in inside your asshole.

whats that smell?
marinated fart

by yuhhhngdizzle November 16, 2020