A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.
by Good Wife January 19, 2013
Get the Douch-facemug. by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
by J. Banks November 14, 2009
Get the Douche Maggotmug. 1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
by sweatygooch July 30, 2010
Get the field douchemug. A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.
by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011
Get the douche-siclemug. An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.
by EB1234 November 15, 2013
Get the Crooked douchemug. A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.
-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.
by kh2507 March 10, 2011
Get the Douche-Tmug.