David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

David Kavanagh Hayde

A man who dropped out of school to do nothing with his life, launder money off his parents, and swear to people hes going to make it big

"Hey, have you seen John in school lately?"

"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"

by Surzy Wurzy October 30, 2023

david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong

i suc david

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

David

Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.

“I heard he had a David”

“🤤”

by no34 November 1, 2023

david

a hunky man with a beautiful defined bottem

david the rizzler

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

David

His a big soft teddy bear he has a heart of gold he would do anything for anyone he will make you laugh when having a bad day he is a good friend always there when you need to talk he always makes you feel comfortable

He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance

David is adorable

by Itz_angel_baby November 6, 2023

David Lopez

A man that is so random, he does a lot of tomfoolery and he loves dudes that can do the mosquito

Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call

by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023