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Jersey Cream

Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.
Can I please have the breakfast special with extra Jersey Cream.
by jrzycrm May 9, 2018
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cream

when a girl’s vagina is so great that it produces white cream the more turned on she gets/ the more a dick penetrates her. honestly it’s a gift.
Mark: How was sex with Lindsey last night
Ben: Bro her cream was flowing out the whole time

Mark: Holy shit, she’s a creamer? You’re so lucky
by ACOUNTLESSDREAMWRECKED December 9, 2021
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Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night
by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016
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bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types
why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle
by forenzic September 16, 2004
mugGet the bills creammug.

creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.
Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!
by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017
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Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.
Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “
by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025
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Cream Team

A group of emotionally insecure men who surround themselves with other emotionally insecure men to listen to Marvins Room all night after getting clapped in video games. The group consisted of Nelly, Livi, Sammy, Jackie
Bruh 1- Bro we got destroyed 97-23 I’m in the feels yo

Bruh 2- Bro don't start being like Cream Team
by BigDawgpj July 28, 2023
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