Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold “

They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!

by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009

cock slung

Placed in a position of helplessness usually as a result of one's own actions or fate conspiring against you.

Fuck I missed my appointment now I'm totally cock slung.

by Setzer April 5, 2004

Cock Measles

A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.

After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.

by Stu Steg April 24, 2019

Horse cock

A guy with a huge cock would say he has a horse cock🐎🍆, a horse cock also refers to a male horses huge cock

Girl-wanna fuck
Boy-hell ya
Girl-show me that horse cock

by My-6996 June 2, 2019

Cock Coozie

Another word for a vagaina

You're being such a cock coozie.

by KendallRussell November 16, 2009

cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011