boner-killer

Somthing or somonethat kills the fun that you are having

Guy1: Yo Stop screwing around!
Guy2: (to some1 else)Geeze, what a boner killer

by Chewing on a spoon September 16, 2005

Automatic Boner

A boner that happens when david tells mickeys mom theirs no seat belts in their pool.

Mickey got an auto boner from boner boner boner

Automatic Boner in my mouth

by AUTO BONER August 20, 2011

pilgrim boner

1) A guy dressed as a guy from Panic! at the Disco who has a huge sack.
2) What happens when Thanksgiving meals turn your dad on.

Upon observing the bulge in my father's pants that November day, I knew he had a Pilgrim Boner.

by Stacersz November 25, 2007

sympathy boner

A sad wank

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner

by test12 March 22, 2016

foner boner

when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner

guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...

by livvvvvvv February 14, 2008

head boner

when a person as an abnormally big ass head that it looks like your head has a boner. It sticks out in the back

Zach has a big assssssss head boner bicthhhhhhhhhh

by head boner February 28, 2017

backward boner

Where you are engaging in sex and you still have your whity tightys on, but you have to go poop really bad so you shit in your pants therefore looking like you have a "backward boner"

i was fuckin jenny last night but before that i had mexican so i shit my pants and got a "backward boner"

by James, Schwieger May 3, 2007