Tom

The kind of cunt who gets massive penis time for rocks and shit like that.

Person 1: You know that guy Tom?
Person 2: Yeah the guy who fucks trees.
Person1: yeah what a sick fuck.

by Tom's nice arse November 5, 2019

tom holland

The absolute hottest mf on the planet. Some people dont like him!! So i go to there house and say. U little &#%&%#&#%#!! He is totally smexy and MINE. NOT ZENDAYAS. MIIINNNEEE

tom holland is mine

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 14, 2022

Tom Abisgold

Not to get confused with aSbisgold, Tom Abisgold is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist in the bad chapter 13. He is very talented and may people are hypnotised by his incredible voice.

Tom abisgold wrote a new song for chapter 13, and I think it’s angelic.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Pull a tom

Cancelling on people last minute

"are you going to meet ruben tomorrow?"
"no, I think I will pull a tom"

by BigDeck May 29, 2024

Tom

Tom is a useless streamer.

This streamer is such a tom

by TomLover69 August 11, 2022

Tom

Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me

Passes note to Tom

Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower

by Yaaaaaaàaaaaaaa November 30, 2018

Tom

Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018