Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

post tos

Posting of opinions, information and extracts on the web

Hope the post tos are well received and relished like a bowl of poast toasties – yeah – I’ll toast to that with my slice of toast this here morn.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

post this on insta reels

if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked

“post this on insta reels they’ll love it”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

Post Con Syndrome

Also known as PCS, Post Con Syndrome is self explanatory. Basically it's the feeling you get after any con (E.x: Anime con, Comic con, etc) that's like the hype you had during the con. Sometimes it can last for days, weeks, even months.

Ugh, Kumoricon was so fun, I have Post Con Syndrome from it. And I love it.

by cactus5390 September 5, 2016

National post a pic of your best friend day

Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!

National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you

by Kenken1156 August 2, 2021

post-shame

the residual feeling and realization of shame that takes place once you've shamed yourself and you recognize what you've done; anxiety and feelings of low self-worth are all symptoms of post-shame

I feel so much post-shame right now from doing that keg stand at that party last night and falling flat on my face in front of the guy I like.

by iamkenneth December 8, 2013