Lady & the Trump

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.

Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

Donald Trump

Trash.

Donald Trump sucks pipi

by 🙀🙀🙀 December 10, 2020

Donald Trump

Orange trashcan that is living in denial.

person 1: oh look its a bald orange trashcan
person 2: no thats just Donald Trumpet

by hehesusbaka September 9, 2021

Trump Card

Purposely infecting a person you strongly dislike with an infectious disease or virus, because they are derailing a structure in your life.

“Somebody on the White House stuff pulled a Trump Card of the president for not doing his job.”

by Whisk3yMonst3r October 9, 2020

trump peice

An obvious hair peice teupe/wig

Wow look at trumps trump peice in the wind

by Assassinscreed August 4, 2017

Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

Donald Trump

A boomer that ate too many carrots.
calls covid china virus and is obsessed with building a wall.

person 1: why Donald Trump spend 15 billion to build a wall????
person 2: i donno but he also looks like a cheeto puff wearing a wig so like you never know.

by doggies4eva January 18, 2022