Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.

Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."

by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019

Tom

A kid who has a skinny penis.

man tom sucks a sex.

by Xiao long bro June 7, 2017

Tom Dixon

A young bald fellow who bathes with his father

Oh you are a right Tom Dixon, aren’t you

by Let me talk October 8, 2022

Tom

Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.

Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.

by Anonymous 669483848 December 8, 2019

Tom J

THICC

Tom J is very THICC

by Jordiewoo January 1, 2021

Tom

A corn farmer. Also a church boy, never does homework. Eats a large breakfast but small lunch.

Hi Tom

Bye Tom

Tom, how was your day.

How’s the corn Tom.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019