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Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'
Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!
by Lucarion November 23, 2023
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CHRIS

Chris is also the definition of bitch. if you ever meet a chris they probably are always in a bitchy mood and ruins everything Chris can sometimes be generous and kind but overall is a dumbass with bad grades.
Why is Chris acting like that
Idk cause he’s a bitch
by someonesgf January 31, 2022
mugGet the CHRISmug.

Chris

Chris is the best person in the world. He is better than Esteban at soccer and he will make it to professional soccer. He is a very cool and nice guy.
Everyone: Wow Chris is so cool
by jJ10100 October 30, 2019
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Chris

Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.
One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.
by Johnny fuckin Sins November 21, 2021
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Chris barth

a Minnesota man that likes to fuck guys in their butt pussy.
I’m going to fuck you like Chris Barth tonight.
by dusty89 August 4, 2020
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chris lunn

a ginger, with terribly good puns, really slow, asianish, a bunch of ship names and is generally just really tall. Also a good texter and uber cool with really pale skin
hey did you meet the guy? he looked like a real chris lunn
by gasian October 26, 2014
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Chris harvalis

The buffest vice principle you will ever meet also the most chill person who works at a school ain't nothing bad to say about him
Yo that guy Chris harvalis he wrestles alligators in tanzania
by Jax is a big mf February 1, 2023
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