poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

Olympic Ass

A female's ass in the olympic's which is not spectacular under normal circumstances, but due to the jumping, running and bathing suits form a cataclysmic piece of beautiful booty.

Friend 1: "Dude, I just got a huge boner while watching the olympics with my grandparents!"

Friend 2: "What the FuCK?!?"

Friend 1: "Nah man its all that olympic ass in the high jump!"

by Captain Urbundred October 14, 2008

piece of ass

to get some action, have, or get to have, sex with a fiiine female.

yo man, how was your date with melanie last night ?

sweet man i got a piece of that ass !!

by gaurav November 28, 2003

Ass jelly

Of, or related to diarrhea; Found in between the butt cheeks of a person dealing with diarrhea. Caused by lack of wiping.

I've had the runs all week, and I think I've got mad ass jelly.

by Johan McTrumpet November 16, 2003

ass kisser

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.

I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.

by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

Ass Air

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007

ass stabber

1) Any induvidual who enjoys performing the act of anal sex by exploring the cave of the unknown with his penile probe. See also ass spelunker

Whoa man, that Mario is such an ass stabber. He just loves to stick his johnson up the hershey highway.

by Sunny G September 16, 2005