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Jacob

Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020
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Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard
" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "
by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021
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Jacob Armstrong

by JacobArmstrong April 25, 2021
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Jacob

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot
That's Jacob
by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025
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JACOB

JACOB is the best
by not_____Jacob October 29, 2019
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jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022
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Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
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