Unlike the more well known pimp slap, this variation is a bit more degrading and is only used in severe situations. In order to perform this one must first have a penis in hand. Once the penis is in hand it must be swung across the face of the "ho" thus leaving a mushroom shaped marking across the recipients face. Remember this must be done quickly to not only surprise, but to also prevent any cock-block or damage to the "rod of correction."
by G Word July 12, 2006
Get the boston pimp slapmug. filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
by Mo Fontes July 13, 2009
Get the cheese dick slapmug. Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.
Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.
by H T H August 29, 2007
Get the Alaskan bitch slapmug. any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.
by k muula April 10, 2009
Get the slap my parrotmug. The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.
I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.
by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011
Get the Dirty Pimp-slapmug. The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016
Get the Alabama Titty Slapmug. When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.
Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.
by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016
Get the Sicilian Mud Slapmug.