Unlike the more well known pimp slap, this variation is a bit more degrading and is only used in severe situations. In order to perform this one must first have a penis in hand. Once the penis is in hand it must be swung across the face of the "ho" thus leaving a mushroom shaped marking across the recipients face. Remember this must be done quickly to not only surprise, but to also prevent any cock-block or damage to the "rod of correction."
by G Word July 12, 2006
Get the boston pimp slapmug. filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
by Mo Fontes July 13, 2009
Get the cheese dick slapmug. Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.
Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.
by H T H August 29, 2007
Get the Alaskan bitch slapmug. When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.
What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
Get the The Three Bag Slapmug. The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.
I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.
by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011
Get the Dirty Pimp-slapmug. The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016
Get the Alabama Titty Slapmug. A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.
by General TWSSman October 1, 2010
Get the Dick-slap Logicmug.