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Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.
Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!
by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017
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sexual & gender minority

inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.
Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?
by suck_my_d33 July 12, 2021
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Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)
"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021
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Aka. A.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who don’t want and or have children
Luke is only sexually attracted people don't want to have kids. He has an anti-child sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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Dream Sexual

Some weird ass 11-15 year old girls who are sexually attracted to dreamsmp members and dreamsmp members pacifically
First person:

Hey bro, did you hear a kid from our school is a dream sexual

Second person:
What a fucking weirdo, what's their name?

First person: I think it's Sofia, but I'm not sure, I've just been told it's one of the popular girls
by Solbiaka March 5, 2022
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Unresolved sexual tension

Unspoken lust and sexual desire. Can be used to describe the feelings of say, cartoon characters once they hit puberty and wants to shag.
I watched Ben 10 yesterday and there is a lot of unresolved sexual tension there lawl.
by CocaineLion69 May 5, 2019
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luca sexual

when you’re romantically and sexually attracted to luca.
“guys, i think i’m luca sexual.”

“no, you’re just confused.”
by yu123455 May 4, 2024
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