Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.

Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!

by anonymous December 22, 2023

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

retards

you

yo retards why you looking here

by niggaaaaa~~~~~~~~~ December 2, 2023

retard

boomers.

ok retard

by SATANICA.EXE December 3, 2019

Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024

Retard

A wall street bettor financial genius

I am going to hold GME till it hits 300 because Im a retard

by Nostrawordus February 9, 2021

RETARD

people who support donald trump or gays/lesbians who hate other members of the LGBTQ+ community are the 2 best examples of retarded people. retard also means: ''slowly developing'' or ''undeveloped''. the word retard is also highly used by conservatives and almost all the time its used incorrectly.

jason: why do you keep eating if you know you will just throw up again you retard!?

mason: *proceeds to eat more cheese burgers* (he's right)

by JaxDaFurry3125 July 10, 2025