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Deepwater Horizon Poo

Oily, fatty floating diarrhea. Like an oil slick.
by poopyhead1987 December 27, 2011
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White dog poo

White dog poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously long wing collars to compete with, pet food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a poo which put the pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.
This country has no prospects anymore. If only we could go back to the days of white dog poo when there was hope and optimism and people celebrated being alive.
by IndieB April 21, 2018
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poo sesh lit

-poo session literature. A book, magazine, pamphlet and/or any reading material read during a lengthy poo session.

Sometimes the same piece of literature is left near the toilet, so that the piece of literature is fully read during poo sessions.
"Hey can I borrow that Bukowski you lent Zac"

"I'll get you one for your birthday"

"WTF? you won't lend me your copy but you lend that asscake one?"

"Relax. That book is a poo sesh lit"

"NOICE!! Up yours ZAC!!"
by JayCrisis June 3, 2008
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Poo Pushing Sextravaganza

A great Poogrind band! With songs singing about pooing and other things of similar taste.
Have you heard Poo Pushing Sextravaganza's latest song? It's called Donkeypunched by the Disabled
by Dr Gore May 27, 2009
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Switch-Er-Poo

When you fuck a girl mad hard, then when she's moaning like a wildebeast and cumming, you pull it out and stick it in her ass and continue to fuck her vigorously. Furthermore, she has no time to say "No" or stop you because she's in what we like to call "Pleasure Shock."
1) I was fucking her like i owed her money, til she started cumming and i decided to pull the Switch-Er-Poo on her.

2) Jamie packed her shit and left me because i decided to test out the Switch-Er-Poo on her.

3) Dude, I hooked up with a girl at this party last night and decided to give her the 'ol Switch-Er-Poo.
by Corey Scott October 19, 2007
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kinky chinky poo

A term used for a horny chinese man/woman.
"Dude, that chick was sucka a kinky chinky poo!"
by SVivacious June 21, 2008
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Cork Sandwich Poo

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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