money lawndering

Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.

As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!

by QuacksO January 20, 2021

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Homicide Money

A serious amount of money ey

Jerry got a thousand dollars cash that money serious like Homicide that's that Homicide Money.

by ThugMoney YSL December 3, 2018

rich money

Enough money to buy all the frills in life.

Ricky pulled out his wallet and it was full of rich money.

by Pmdono April 22, 2018

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.

Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!

by 3ffxct October 8, 2022

smart money

The sure thing, likely outcome or good bet.

“C’mon… you know the smart money is on me!”

by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023

One money

A popular phrase on craigslist or Facebook market in which someone seeks multiple items together as one as opposed to selling them separate. Or people are just stupid.

Two batteries both one money

by Imwalkinere May 19, 2018