A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.
Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"
by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019
Get the swiss-roll manmug. A Wigan sausage roll are known for being used not eaten. Wigan people pull the sausage out and put it in there arse and with the left over pastry they will fuck it with there penis
by Gansha January 17, 2020
Get the wigan sausage rollmug. (v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.
by JP Tommy October 15, 2011
Get the Tootsie Roll Canolimug. by Mulpavis January 1, 2018
Get the chillin’ a pizza rollmug. When you have an exaggerated foreman from tending to yourself too much or in the rare circumstance of producing an abnormal among of sausage rolls.
Check out that guy over there I don’t think he gets out much, he has massive sausage roll arm. Nah that’s just Alex he makes all the Sausage rolls at the bakery.
by The Ginger Tornado July 31, 2018
Get the Sausage Roll Armmug. Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.
by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021
Get the Rolling Goat fuckmug. when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
Get the jewish bank rollmug.