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Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
by IV000 November 11, 2020
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Fake Cow

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"
by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012
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Shake and Fake

I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 10, 2018
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Fake Friends

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS

1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)

2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)

3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).

Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
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fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”
-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
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fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.
Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."
by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020
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fake Obama

Fake Obama is a boss that you fight before George Washington the boss fight is in Obama Tower
I have just beaten fake Obama
by BiggeCheese105 May 18, 2023
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