I'm Smart

No you are not

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up

by SpiritMage April 30, 2025

I'm no daw

Another way to say I'm not stupid, I didn't come down the last shower.

Person1: did ya hear Mary down to road won the euromillions.
Person2: come off it. I'm no daw, we all know mary, wouldn't spare a penny for any of that nonsense

by Irish.is.always.right July 23, 2025

I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.

"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that

by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023

I'm zee

"I'm zee" means sorry, but will be followed by a punishment. If you say "Im zee" then there is a chance you will get a beating from someone who you are apologizing to. This is used mostly on Long Island and parts of NYC and New Jersey.

Person 1: "I'm zee, jimmy, i spilled your water!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"

by Billyorangejuice May 31, 2018

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

I'm yo daddy

Friend whos yo new daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom

by godgody June 10, 2020

I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!

An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020