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nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.
markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half
by ultratism May 6, 2022
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Half a fag

A man who exhibits gay behavior but leads a somewhat obfuscated “straight life.” Sometimes confused with a metrosexual but often more suspiciously homosexual.
Howard is often leaving his wife to go to the park with his toy poodle, I bet that half a fag is looking for strange dick to suck.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
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Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.
Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.
by Dj smiles January 18, 2022
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Half Gay

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know

Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.
“Why are you half gay?”

“‘Cause I like women and men.”

“Isn’t that bisexuality?”

“I’m being quirky shut up.”
by XylstGlitch October 28, 2022
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Half Noggin

A Half Noggin is somebody that cannot think straight and makes terrible decisions day to day.
"That boy Jack is a real Half Noggin"
by 4 Wide Member October 29, 2022
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Half-straight

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
by Miss misery November 4, 2022
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Half Life

"Half life is the best fictional masterpiece of all time"
by Eobix November 13, 2022
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