Golden Labrador

When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.

“Hey, I did the golden Labrador last night with my girl and she did is back to me”

by smucciht June 3, 2018

Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

golden tsunami

When your getting a blumpkin in a porta john and your buddy pushes it over, engulfing the victims.

Jake was getting a crazy good blumpkin in the porta john from Aotumn, when out of nowhere Austin decided to give them a golden tsunami.

by Big big big big loser December 2, 2023

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023

Golden Razor

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, except for whenever it benefits them."

A variant of Hanlon's Razor

1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.

by Terkan June 2, 2021

Golden Retriever

A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective

Matthew is a golden retriever

by Psutey September 25, 2021