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friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.
Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!
by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016
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somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do
I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do
by REALIST_E June 22, 2014
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School Friend

A person you talk to in school but don’t physically hang out with outside school. You talk to them anywhere like text or school but you do not hang out.
Boy: Damn, he’s just a school friend to you?!
Girl: Duh. Wouldn’t want to be any closer to him.
by TackyWonder777 October 3, 2020
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drunk-friended

The act of friend-requesting a person you think you know on a social networking website while heavily intoxicated.
"When I got home from the bar, I sent a friend request to that girl I met last night."
"Dude that's not her. You just drunk-friended someone, you fucking idiot."
by Gorgoroth September 5, 2009
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Backup friend

A friend who you use as a "backup", whenever your friends arent around or arent in that day
"Shes just her backup friend, they dont even hang out"
by Yelvet September 25, 2020
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Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.
Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.
by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017
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Friend Zone

A common phrase that attempts to shame people for saying no.
by cherryp0p October 22, 2018
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