fish baker

the art of sticking cod, salmon or any other fish up ones vagina and slowly baking it under the sun. After four days of slowly roasting the end product is removed and is eaten up the asshole.

Oliver: What you having for lunch?

Henry: dunno my fat ass mum is one of those FISH BAKERS!

Oliver: Your weird get the fuck away from me.

by H&O December 4, 2010

Fish Flakes

The flakes & particles left behind from an incomplete toilet flush

My toilet doesn't have a strong flush - it leaves the fish flakes behind

by dbez January 13, 2011

fish in a bucket

When you lock your keys in the car

"Can you drive me home? I've got myself a fish in a bucket."
"Yeah, I've got you man."

by Mandarandar January 9, 2017

Fish lady

Your mother's rich friend, who spoils you in gifts as a result of sucking up.

How'd you get those nikes?
Fish Lady gave them to me.

by seleadrian September 5, 2011

Fishing Net

When a male's testicles hanging low enougth for the scrotom is touching or under the water while that male is using the bathroom for #2.

Dude, I hate having a Fishing Net while im on the toilet.

by halla3 June 15, 2011

Swedish fish

The action of using a machine that turns the pussy inside out and you open and close the slit to resemble a fish

Holy shit fucking kristina's pussy is so loose I could do a Swedish fish

by Logan boden November 4, 2016

shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.

"I really want to go shark fishing soon."

by gigz June 21, 2007