Cookie mush is when Pisstner puts what shes grateful for on her thanksgiving list and we all convince her it's something bad.
Pisstner: "I'm gonna make cookie mush"
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!
by Hondacf100! November 16, 2025
Get the cookie mush mug.When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.
by Grimacci June 1, 2013
Get the Cookie sheet mug.When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
Get the Do you want a cookie? mug.A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
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An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.
by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025
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