Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

car eating

Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home

Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry

by Wyates5 July 26, 2017

urban car inventor

while reading the definitions of several nations and countries in the urban dictionary one may recognize that its common to mention cool inventions that are made in this countries. the strange thing is: all of them invented the car!
so check out wikipedia. the history of the car is long, including inventors from England, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium etc.

its the phenomena of the urban car inventor

by Dudenextdoor March 17, 2008

Retail car-bomb

Drinking an entire can of Monster, then taking a shot of 5-Hour Energy.

Jon was tired from a long night drinking, so when he got to work, he had himself a retail car-bomb.

by Dart1138 July 15, 2011

car hood

When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.

If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me

by KJ Clayton February 13, 2023

A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.

A Car's Life is a terrible movie

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

Coal powered car

An electric vehicle charged up with electricity generated by a coal fired plant.

Bill loves driving his Tesla, but he doesn't realize it's just a coal powered car.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022