potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

Potato

A food, or can be used to describe a small fat penis that is potato looking

He has a potato

by liamwxston October 16, 2018

TX Potato Salad

A group of Bulldogs

I have a bowl of TX potato salad!

by Boss Lady08 September 9, 2018

Potato

Someone who is "ugly" and unapealing to the average being but inside they are nothing but beautiful, loving and carring ...don't forget hilarious. They have and awkward vibe to them but once ppl understand their frequency life become blissful.

Becky: hey have u seen Jaequalyn The Potato's videos?
Kate: no, I haven't
Becky: Go to her youtube channel, she's hilarious asf.

by anonymous April 14, 2018

Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.

“Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”

by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 1, 2021

Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy

Imma use me potato gun thing!

by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018

Potato

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort

Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.

by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018