May 16

May 16, National Hug your Girl Friend Day. No matter what happens that day YOU GOT TO HUG HER

“Bro it’s national Hug day, It’s may 16 I got hug my girlfriend”

by _s_i_m_p_h_u_b_ May 13, 2022

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May

Its international goods month! This means you get a free nude, boob, pussy, dick, ass, or any other sexual picture of the person of your choosing. If the other person says no they owe the other person either head or 10 suggestive pics of the persons choice. Like cleavage, teases, underwear, or something along those lines.

Friend 1: gimme the titty pick you owe me
Friend 2: what eww no why?
Friend 1:its May
Friend 2: Oh ok that's fine then

by Jackers4758 May 4, 2022

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may 14

national kiss henry tran good night day

damn its may 14, come here henry

by candice dic May 13, 2020

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Monster-May

Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside

I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May

by Faxxs May 1, 2023

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Joel May

This is a person that is beautiful inside and out. Joel May tends to be shy at first but when you got to her good side, she starts to be the best human that you'll ever meet, In addition to this she is hard-working and the most resilient. She is always there for you and she will always try to understand you because she knows how it feels to be alone, she wanna be babied but at the same time she want to be independent, she overthinks a lot some say it's too much but she is just like that because of the traumas that happened to her, and there is no word that can describe her but I'll try my best, When i was drowning, she became my air. In the cold, she became my warmth. In the dark, she became my light. She is my everything.

OMG is that Joel May?
Yes the perfect human being that is living.
I love you baby.

by neo<3jo December 4, 2022

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