Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Dick walk

When your so tired from doing finals that you go through your friends list/school mates that you start thinking about which dick you wanna ride since youve been so deprived from a good dickin

Man im so happy im done with finals, i think ill take a dick walk

by Itellfalsefacts June 1, 2018

You've been walked

When someone has been "walked " they have been stolen from . someone has walked off with their belongings or also robbed for them

K.j "walked " me for my phone charger i let him borrow it last week i haven't seen him since . "You've been walked"

by 1kay May 20, 2019

Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on

She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.

Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions

by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023

Take a Walk

The act of going out to go smoke some of the Devil's Lettuce.

Aye bro are you coming on the 13th? There's gonna be a taquero so we should Take a Walk before we eat.

by Sandegg September 20, 2018

walking visa

A wealthier foreigner in a poor country who can be taken advantage of for a marriage visa. Can be there for any reason, including finding a partner.

Ysabel: You see that guy? He's such a walking visa. Maybe I can finally make it out of here.
Angela: Absolutely. Go for him!

by thingkinfast February 20, 2024