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academic victim

Inverse of an academic weapon.

Someone who is doing absolutely shit at school. Awfully so. Irredeemably bad.
I'm such an academic victim. I'm failing all my classes.
by itigo October 26, 2024
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Visiting Victor

Are YouTube video where they react to battle for dream Island, which is a web series you should search up and watch, but their face takes up too much of the thumbnail, and they make a really ugly and poorly sated face, and it is very clear that this is their first time watching battle for dream Island, they also keep mentioning battle for dream Island as a web series that is online made in 2010, which they read from Google or something.
oh great another visiting victor in my feed!
by D Daniel November 23, 2024
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Group Victim

The individual in the group that gets picked on the most or exclusively. Usually because this individual has a habit of doing things incorrectly or because they're unable to maintain commitments. This individual is usually ok with being picked on so they can remain in the group.
Person 1: "Why are you all picking on Danny?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, it's cool. He's our Group Victim"
by Sir. Yamms December 18, 2024
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Landslip Victory

An electoral win where a party secures a governing majority, but they lost the overall popular vote by a significant margin.
The party technically won, but it feels more like a landslip victory than a landslide.
by ColdUtopia February 21, 2026
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Pakistani Victory

A "Pakistani Victory" describes a situation where someone declares themselves the victor of an argument or debate, only to be swiftly and decisively refuted, often in a humiliating or embarrassing manner. The individual's initial claim of victory is so thoroughly dismantled that it becomes a source of ridicule or amusement. The term implies a complete and utter reversal of fortune, highlighting the vast discrepancy between the perceived outcome and the actual result.
John, convinced he's a grilling guru, loudly proclaims at the family barbecue, "My burgers are the best! I've mastered the perfect sear, the juiciest patty, and the most flavorful blend of spices!" He then serves up a plate of charred, dry hockey pucks that everyone struggles to chew, while his sister, Sarah, quietly presents her perfectly cooked, juicy, and flavorful burgers. The silence is broken only by Sarah's compliment on the quality of John's charcoal. John, initially beaming with pride, slowly realizes his "victory" has been reduced to a pile of inedible disappointment, a classic "Pakistani Victory" moment.
by MJC69420 May 14, 2025
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Molestation Victims

I think they are molestation victims guys. I think the ✌️✊️✌️✊️counter-protesters✌️✊️✌️✊️ are either molestation victims and/or pedophiles that are being funded by the state and/or Elon or just YouTube in general. They got their boots-holes stretched and now they are trying to obstruct justice so they can continue to do whatever it is they collectivized against me to do. Likely steal.
Hym "They look like molestation victims and pedophiles all of them. Hey, Jack do you need to tape up your butthole to walk around? When you poop do you have to squeeze or no? You just pull the tape? Sweet. Convenient."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Avedøre Victim

A man emotionally and physically exploited by his wife’s unstoppable shopping addiction. Most commonly spotted in or around Avedøre, Denmark — a place where hope goes to die and delivery drivers cry.

The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.

Known symptoms include:

Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"

PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos

A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”

Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
by Victimdk July 18, 2025
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