An ex-incel who's bisexual enough to choose homosexuality because of their hatred of the opposite sex.
An "unknowing, unaware, unwitting celibate" who masks a sexual dysfunction by pairing it with a bad relationship, and then blaming the partner, family, or an 'other'.
Their post-incel status is usually their primary personality trait, and announcing their genital's activity levels is a source of pride. They are offended by the thought nobody really cares about their sex life.
An "unknowing, unaware, unwitting celibate" who masks a sexual dysfunction by pairing it with a bad relationship, and then blaming the partner, family, or an 'other'.
Their post-incel status is usually their primary personality trait, and announcing their genital's activity levels is a source of pride. They are offended by the thought nobody really cares about their sex life.
"Hi Nate..."
"FUHMALES AREN'T AN OPPORTUNITY, SO HAVE TO DATE MEN!"
"That's because they're people, not 'opportunities'. You sound like an uncel."
"Not true! I get lots of gay sex."
"Not incel, UNCEL. Just admit you like dick and stop hatin on the hoes."
"Hi Nancy..."
"I'M GAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I KISS GIRLS I HAVE GAY SEX IM'..."
"Yes I know, everyone knows. Do you have to do the uncel script on blast all the time?"
"FUHMALES AREN'T AN OPPORTUNITY, SO HAVE TO DATE MEN!"
"That's because they're people, not 'opportunities'. You sound like an uncel."
"Not true! I get lots of gay sex."
"Not incel, UNCEL. Just admit you like dick and stop hatin on the hoes."
"Hi Nancy..."
"I'M GAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I KISS GIRLS I HAVE GAY SEX IM'..."
"Yes I know, everyone knows. Do you have to do the uncel script on blast all the time?"
by Zero Zed February 7, 2025
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Get the uncness mug.An adaptation of Heisenberg's insight that observation affects the observed, extended to science and knowledge itself: the act of studying a phenomenon inevitably changes it, and there are fundamental limits to what can be known simultaneously. The Uncertainty Principle of Science and Epistemology suggests that in studying complex systems (societies, minds, ecosystems), the very act of measurement alters the system. Moreover, there are trade-offs: the more precisely you know one aspect, the less precisely you can know another. You cannot simultaneously know the position and momentum of a particle; you cannot simultaneously know the structure and dynamics of a society; you cannot simultaneously know the content and context of a belief. Knowledge has fundamental limits—not due to poor instruments, but due to the nature of reality and the knower's inescapable role in it.
Uncertainty Principle of Science and Epistemology "Study a society, and it changes because it's being studied. Measure a mind, and it's altered by the measurement. Uncertainty Principle for Science says: there are limits to knowing, not because we're bad at it, but because knowing changes things. The more precisely you track a variable, the more others blur. Science isn't broken; it's just uncertain—and uncertainty isn't failure, it's physics."
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Undle is a noun used to describe any drug. Often used in combination with the first letter of the drug. Example: ketamine + undle = Kundle. Can also be used as a verb: ‘undled/ undling’. Can also be used to describe the person selling or providing the drugs: “Undler”
Here’s a list of drugs used with undle:
Kundle = Ketamine
Bundle = cocaine (blow)
Gundle = GHB/GBL
Fundle = fentanyl (often used to describe fun time with friends)
4undle = 4mmc (pronounced frundle)
etc…
Here’s a list of drugs used with undle:
Kundle = Ketamine
Bundle = cocaine (blow)
Gundle = GHB/GBL
Fundle = fentanyl (often used to describe fun time with friends)
4undle = 4mmc (pronounced frundle)
etc…
Noun: “I just got some undles, who wants to do some with me?”
Verb: “omg, I was so undled at that party. Are we undling again tonight? “
Undler: “is there an undler here? I want to buy some kundle and bundle.”
Verb: “omg, I was so undled at that party. Are we undling again tonight? “
Undler: “is there an undler here? I want to buy some kundle and bundle.”
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