Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Tree Sister

The TBHK AU where Kou is really sad and a tree kills his sister and stuff.
I have a really bad addiction to it.

“Do you know Tree Sister?”
“No.”
“You’ll know soon.”

by poIaris December 31, 2022

Tree-Up

Raised concrete due to tree growth, creating a ramp for skaters to pop up

"Yo bro watch me hit this tree-up"

by Jackshart January 7, 2023

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Tree

Nigga you dont know what a tree is😭☠️🙏

A tree is in your ass

by Lilnegro July 26, 2023

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s

by anonymous August 5, 2023