Momma Bear Ass

An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.

Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"

by SkyGuy069 June 18, 2023

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair

Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019

country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

im a gummy bear

are you ok? do you need a therapist?

Jackie: im a gummy bear.
Amaya: *calls the mental hospital*

by xXsavageXjackieXx September 22, 2021

pooh bear swag

When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.

Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.

by billyjoelcoverband January 12, 2013

chatting bear macka

Chatting shit about something or someone.

Yo Alex i heard you've been chatting bear macka

by SaharaTheSwagMeister July 31, 2016