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Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
by Iron_tech September 23, 2012
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Ninja

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s
by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021
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ninja

An asian who totally kicks ass (like me).
Whoa! That guy is a freakin NINJA!
by theninjaofbeasts August 23, 2012
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operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources
guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!
by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024
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Ninja

A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.
I ninja'd drake.

Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020
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Ninja

A fortnite twitch streamer that reports everyone that kills him for stream sniping
Player kills ninja

Ninja goes to report them
Ninja: stream sniping
by Yeet boy23 May 30, 2019
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Ninja

Ninjas are so cool, a ninja is one of the stealthiest people I can think of.
by WiskaG October 29, 2022
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