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Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 21, 2021
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Social Wreck

When someone ruins their reputation online using reckless social media posting.
Sgt. Gary Stein of the U.S. Marines got into a Social Wreck: he was given an "other-than-honorable" discharge from the Marines because he posted critical comments about his boss, U.S. Military Commander in Chief, U.S. President Obama, on his Facebook page.
by Kapuso September 28, 2012
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Social Calliope

Social calliope is another term for social butterflies but it is said to people who are scared of butterflies
John : she's the most popular girl in school, she's a social butterfly

Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope
by TITITIRED May 27, 2017
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Social media

A: Hey, have you seen Donald Trump recently?
B: No, I spend most of my time on Social media.
by crossworder January 12, 2021
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Social Weird-xie

Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.
I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*
by vvrainee March 26, 2023
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social mediaception

When someone posts something on one social media outlet, then they screenshot it and put it on a different one, then again, then again
"Hey bro, did you see that chicks post?"
"Ya, wasn't it on Facebook too?"
"Yeah, that's some social mediaception right there!"
by Toxic Rainbow December 24, 2015
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social media rebel

a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.
"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history
by buck$atan January 25, 2021
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