Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 03, 2024

Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.

Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie

by Myell98 July 22, 2018

Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.

Like Straight up bird up my man

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023

Straight kikin it.

When one is away from there loved one and partying hard.

Yo I’m so bored my girls out straight kikin it.

by Psparxxx December 27, 2021

Straight deeope out there

To smash a coffee and go destroy a sesh at the jetties

Get Sykingggg! It's Straight deeope out there

by Thecitymayor February 13, 2019

Sorbet Straight

A person whose sexuality is straight but only when they are high.

Person A: “Ayo are you straight?”
Person B: “No, but I’m sorbet straight.”
Person A: “what does that mean?”
Person B: “I’m only straight when I’m high.”

by Orbitnonono April 13, 2022

Straight Stymie

An expression used when someone blocks when you
try to do something

Jordan: Damnn Imma get this dunk!
Paul: *blocks the dunk* straight stymie dwag!! Ooooo hell yea

by somidahomie September 07, 2015