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Roadside Blow-out

While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.
"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"

"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010
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Roadhousing

The act of simply saying the word "roadhouse" during or immediately after the moment of sexual climax.

The word roadhouse may/should be delivered in the deadpan style or manner of Seth MacFarlane as the voice of Peter Griffin from the television show Family Guy (see Season 8 Episode 4)

Roadhousing may be delivered at the precise moment of climax, or after a dramatic pause.

May also accompany skeet shooting.
A common example of Roadhousing:

Person A: Oh baby, ooh, I love you, I loooove you. Gawwwwd geeez urrrrrrg (etc. to climax)

Person B: Roadhouse.
by Bryk December 30, 2010
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randy roaded

The act of a musician being killed through no fault of their own. It is usually a vehicle accident of some kind. Examples include Randy Rhoads, Ritchie Valens, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Cliff Burton, and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd.
You didn't hear about him? He was Randy Roaded.
by big wanged dude January 10, 2008
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Reverse RoadHead

i told my friend when to go and stop while she was giving me reverse roadhead.
by pimp daddy johnson May 7, 2011
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Roadhouse

The act of a female "motorboating" a man's jewels.
by dereckscoworker November 5, 2010
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Roadman

NOOO a roadman
by The ancient Terd February 11, 2019
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Asshole Roadblock

When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.
(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"
by Sassy Steve August 1, 2011
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