Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

Piss-Ant Town

A City which wont win anything, Over run by people with hidden agenda's. Its all Politics

Piss-Ant Town Adelaide

by Auriello Vidmar February 15, 2009

aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .

Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again

by 96969 May 30, 2017

Mid Piss Shivers

That shiver that runs down your spine mid piss, and throws urine all over the toilet seat.

"Dude, why did you piss all over my toilet seat?"

"Sorry man I had the mid piss shivers."

by Bellabob February 13, 2014

Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

by hintfo June 9, 2012

Pissing Upside Down

Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ineffective way to do something very simple, and likely results in getting wet.

See Struggle-Bug

"I just wanted to get a quart of oil out of the garage but I bumped the boxes of scrapbooking supplies, which knocked over a bottle of brake fluid that split open and is getting everywhere. Now I'm pissing upside down."

by skippy123456 January 31, 2009

Piss in your blood

Someone who gets cold easy, doesn’t like the cold

Charlie: Man I’m freezing.
John: What’s wrong with ya? Got piss in your blood?

by Chevelleguy June 1, 2020